I was driving next to this beautiful girl in a prius. I instantly knew there could be nothing between us. Shes hillary clinton and feminism craziness. Im Donald trump and a viable penis. In reality im equal opportunity and i admit our differences.
Id trade in fake tits for a nerdy girl that finishes my sentences. Who if i asked her to would take a sentence. Don’t get this twisted. Im a misfit. Prefer rock or rap over punk. But loving and realness im a descendent. When people believe im simple minded im offended. People misrepresent my sentiment pretend to believe im in it to win it. When in all actuality. Im double fisting. Stressing because i give too much away im fucking gifted. I feel guilty for being greedy about anything. The secret to life is empathizing with humanity like it’s family.
